Occupation Jokes

Q: What do you call an underwater spy?A: James Pond!

Q: Why did the policeman go to the baseball game?A: He heard someone had stolen a base!

Q: Why did the book join the police?A: He wanted to go undercover!

Q: Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab? A: The scientists were brainstorming!

Q: What do lawyers wear to court? A: Lawsuits!

Q: What did the lawyer name his daughter?A: Sue

Q: What kind of card does a farmer drive?A: A cornvertable!

Q: What do you call a flying police officer?A: A helicopper!

Q: How did the farmer mend his pants? A: With cabbage patches!

Q: Why did the lazy man want a job in a bakery?A: So he could loaf around!

Q: Why did the farmer ride his horse to town?A: It was too heavy to carry!

Q: What do you call a happy cowboy?A: A jolly rancher.

Sports Jokes

Q: What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?
 A: Quattro sinko.

Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
 A: A stick.

Q: What is a ghosts favorite position in soccer? 
A: Ghoul keeper.

Q: What is a cheerleaders favorite color? 
A: Yeller!

Q: What is a Cheerleader's favorite food?
 A: Cheerios!

Q: Why can't Cinderella play soccer?
 A: Because she's always running away from the ball.

Q: When is a baby good at basketball?
 A: When it's dribbling!

Q: Why do basketball players love donuts?
 A: Because they dunk them!

Q: What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
 A: A ball hog!

Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
 A: In case he got a hole in one!

Q: How is a baseball team similar to a pancake?
 A: They both need a good batter!

Q: What's a golfer's favorite letter? 
A: Tee!

Q: What animal is best at hitting a baseball?
 A: A bat!

Q: At what sport to waiters do really well? 
A: Tennis, because they can serve so well.

Q: How do baseball players stay cool?
 A: They sit next to the fans.

Q: Why did the football coach go to the bank? 
A: He wanted his quarter back!

Q: What is harder to catch the faster you run?
 A: Your breath!

Q: Why is tennis such a loud sport?
 A: The players raise a racquet.

Q: Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course? 
A: He was perfecting his swing.

Q: Why did the ballerina quit?
 A: Because it was tu-tu hard!

Q: How do football players stay cool during the game?
 A: They stand close to the fans?

Q: What is an insect's favorite sport? 
A: Cricket!

Q: What do hockey players and magicians have in common?
 A: Both do hat tricks!

Q: Why did the man keep doing the backstroke? 
A: Because he just ate and didn't want to swim on a full stomach!

Q: What is the hardest part about skydiving? 
A: The ground!

Fast Facts About NZ

Motto: None. Formerly "Onward"

Anthem: God Defend New Zealand

Capital : Wellington - the southern most national capital in the world.

Largest City: Auckland (367,734)

Official Language (s) English, Maori

Government:  Parliamentary Democracy

Ethnic Groups: New Zealand European 74.5%, Maori 9.7%, other European 4.6%, Pacific Islander 3.8%, Asian and others 7.4%

Area: 268,680 sq km

Population:

May 2006 est. 4,137,400

2001 Census 3,737,277

Religions: None 40%, Anglican 17%, Roman Catholic 14%, Presbyterian 11% (2002)

National Holiday: Waitangi Day

Treaty of Waitangi established British sovereignty over New Zealand, 6 February 1840

 

 How much milk does New Zealand produce?

• • In the year ending June 2012 New Zealand dairy companies processed 19.1 billion litres of milk.

• How many dairy cows are there in New Zealand?

  • In 2012 there were 4.6 million cows being milked.

• How many cows do farmers milk?

  • The average herd size in New Zealand is 393 (year ending June 2012)

• Is it true that herd sizes are getting bigger?

  • Yes 25% of New Zealand herds have more than 500 cows and over 490 of these herds have more than 1,000 cows (year ending June 2012).

• How much land is used by dairy farming?

  • In 2012 there were approximately 1.6 million hectares used for dairy farming.

• How much milk does a dairy cow produce?

  • On average New Zealand dairy cows produce 4,100 litres per head per year.

• Where are the majority of New Zealand dairy farms?

  • Seventy-five percent of dairy herds are in the North Island, with 34 percent in the Waikato.

• Do all farmers own their own farms?

  • In 2012 65% of dairy farmers who invest in farm businesses were owner operators. The remaining 35% have a part share or equity partnership.

• What is New Zealand's main dairy export?

  • 42% of revenue came from whole milk powder in 2012 with the rest comprising of skim milk, butter, cheese and other dairy products.

Black Sticks

 This is the girls black sticks nz hockey team.

Moana reading activity

http://www.rotoruadailypost.co.nz/news/x-factor-judge-brings-tour-to-rotorua/1875550/

I chose this article because Stan Walker is a X factor judge and it interests me that he is doing a world tour and starting right here in Rotorua, New Zealand. Stan Walker is a good singer and judge but he is not my favourite singer or judge, my faviroute judge is Melonie Blatt, and my faviroute singer is a whole lot so I am not going to list them.

This is the X factor judge Stan Walker

Term 1

The best thing that happened last term was when we went to camp because we got to do lots of activities and it was  good way to get to know people.

Last term I made some knew friends in Kaituna, Puarenga, and Waiteti.

One thing I did not enjoy was writing because we did not get to write much.

I enjoyed swimming sports, maths, and reading because they are all my faviroute subjects along with writing but we didn't get to do much so it wasn't as good as the other subjects.

Why We Blog?

We blog because it is a fun way to comunicate with people from all over the world. A big part of our digital learning is blogging because you can share your learning with other children and it could also help with their learning.