Q: What do you call an underwater spy?A: James Pond!
Q: Why did the policeman go to the baseball game?A: He heard someone had stolen a base!
Q: Why did the book join the police?A: He wanted to go undercover!
Q: Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab? A: The scientists were brainstorming!
Q: What do lawyers wear to court? A: Lawsuits!
Q: What did the lawyer name his daughter?A: Sue
Q: What kind of card does a farmer drive?A: A cornvertable!
Q: What do you call a flying police officer?A: A helicopper!
Q: How did the farmer mend his pants? A: With cabbage patches!
Q: Why did the lazy man want a job in a bakery?A: So he could loaf around!
Q: Why did the farmer ride his horse to town?A: It was too heavy to carry!
Q: What do you call a happy cowboy?A: A jolly rancher.
Q: Why did the policeman go to the baseball game?A: He heard someone had stolen a base!
Q: Why did the book join the police?A: He wanted to go undercover!
Q: Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab? A: The scientists were brainstorming!
Q: What do lawyers wear to court? A: Lawsuits!
Q: What did the lawyer name his daughter?A: Sue
Q: What kind of card does a farmer drive?A: A cornvertable!
Q: What do you call a flying police officer?A: A helicopper!
Q: How did the farmer mend his pants? A: With cabbage patches!
Q: Why did the lazy man want a job in a bakery?A: So he could loaf around!
Q: Why did the farmer ride his horse to town?A: It was too heavy to carry!
Q: What do you call a happy cowboy?A: A jolly rancher.
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